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I am writing a NEW, revolutionary & open-source DICTIONARY!

It’s already growing faster than any writing project I’ve ever under-taken.

When I’ve finished developing it, it will form the ‘backbone’ of my upcoming book, The M8trix!: Redefining Autism Beyond the DSM.

Hopefully this dictionary will provide a basis for allowing non-verbal autistic people to communicate as openly and completely as the verbal ones (like me).

The ask box is here if you want to know more.

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Papa’s Got a New Bag (via DOG!logic)

I know I haven’t given you a slice of DOG!Pie since before I was sectioned.

Here’s the James Brown masterpiece “Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag”, which I thought of after talking to my dad. Hopefully this shows you more of how personal pronouns like “He” are accentuated, while the women mentioned get more of a prominent place. DOG!logic attempts to redress the imbalance of gender, as well as including infinite ways for non-binary people to identify.

If you want any of the parts translating back into English, simply compare them to the original lyrics.

Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag
  • CUM HE-RE!: @SYSta
  • PAPAs!: IN!: “theSW{i}NG” 
  • HE!: AINT!: 2-HIP ABouT!: “THAT NU-BRE/ed!;” (BAY!B!:)
  • HE!: AINT!: NO-DRAG 
  • PAPAs GOTT a/B!RAN’d-NEW!: “BAG”
  • ***VERSE
  • CUM HE!: RE!: MAMA. (& DIG!: DIS!: ‘CRAY-ZE/e’ SEE-n) 
  • HE!:s NOT 2-FANcy!; BUT HIS LIE-n IS!: PR-ITy CL!: E/e!:N 
  • HE!: AINT!: NO-DRAG
  • PAPAs GOTT a/B!RAN’d-NEW!: “BAG”
  • ***VERSE
  • HEs!: DOing!:“the Jerk”
  • HEs!: DOing!: ”the Fly”
  • DONT!: PLAy HIM CHE/ep cos U-KNOw HE!: AINT!: “SH-Y”
  • HEs DOing!:
  • “the Monkey”
  • “the Mashed Potatoes”
  • “Jump back Jack”
  • “See you later alligator”. 
  • ***VERSE
  • CUM HE!-RE!: @SYSta
  • PAPAs!: IN!: “theSW{i}NG” 
  • HE!: AINT!: 2-HIP!: “NOW”
  • BUT!: iCAN!: DIG!: THAT!: NU-BRE/ed!: BAY-B! 
  • HE!: AINT!:NO-DRAG
  • PAPAs GOTT a/B!RAN’d-NEW!: “BAG”
  • ***VERSE
  • OH PAPA!: HE!:s DOing!: “the Jerk” 
  • PAPA!:HE!:s DOing! !the Jerk”
  • HE!:s DOing! ”the twist”
  • JUST!: LYKe!: “THIS!:“ 
  • HE!:s DOing! ”the Fly” 
  • EVERY!: “DAY” & EVERY!: “NIGHT” 
  • TheTHING!: [IS], LYKe!: ”a-Boomerang”. 
  • HEY!: “CUM-ON!”
  • HEY!: HEY!: ”CUM-ON!” 
  • HEY!:  HE!:s PUT!: RIGHT-OUT!-OF!: “SITE/SIGHt” 
  • “CUM-ON!” HEY!: HEY!:

Hopefully you can see how analysing lyrics in this way has consequences for building truly sentient Artificial Intelligence.

The use of ‘CUM’ instead of ‘COME’ is obviously humourous, but it saves one letter in the code, and the code is all about simplifying language.

Still confused? Send me a message.

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inothernews:

  • what if they started a blog platform where you could only type with one finger and it was called Thumblr

This is kinda what I’m working on.

I’m trying to find ways to automate language so that people don’t need to type every single letter (an arduous and unnecessary task).

Thumblr might actually be a good name.

Click to learn more.

(via slutever--forever)

Source: inothernews

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I’m gonna take capitalism’s powerful gun and use it to destroy itself

As soon as I can afford one, I’m buying an Espresso Book Machine:

Put simply, the Espresso Book Machine® (EBM) is a “bookstore in a box” for retailers, an additional sales channel for publishers, and a great vehicle for self publishing.

Readers can order books online or onsite at bookstores and libraries—global search capability with local print fulfillment. Within a few minutes a book emerges, in any language, with a full-color cover, trimmed to an exact size, and virtually indistinguishable from the publisher’s version.

After that, I’ll use whatever funds the non-profit makes to fund EBMs all over the world.

THE SHEER NUMBER WILL VASTLY REDUCE THE COST OF INDIVIDUAL BOOKS, MAKING THEM VIRTUALLY FREE (above the cost of paper).

I should be able to make books for Kindle too, which would be far cheaper, but that’s not the revolutionary part of the business.

(Click for more on my autism book project).

(Click for your blog in book form FREE except each $15 book).

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[image: Daily Star headline that reads “Geordie Fury at Sex and Booze TV filth”].
The tabloids continue to outdo themselves on sensationalism. This headline appears to be nothing more than a stream of emotive keywords, charged with the kind of aggression only its readership could replicate.
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[image: Daily Star headline that reads “Geordie Fury at Sex and Booze TV filth”].

The tabloids continue to outdo themselves on sensationalism. This headline appears to be nothing more than a stream of emotive keywords, charged with the kind of aggression only its readership could replicate.

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A table of Non-bigoted slurs.See the full text version, probably with more updates, by clicking here. Corrections and criticisms welcome in my ask box.
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A table of Non-bigoted slurs.
See the full text version, probably with more updates, by clicking here. 
Corrections and criticisms welcome in my ask box.

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    • #bigotry
    • #ableism
    • #heteronormativity
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    • #stupid
    • #idiot
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    • #lame
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Here you will find my experiences with autism, as well as the anxiety and depression that often come with it.

I want this to be a place of neurodiversity. I'm not an expert, but I welcome questions, thoughts and experiences from others. I want to respect all neurodivergences and that means refusing to reinforce ableism.

I don't use functioning language. Nor do I insult people on the basis of their intelligence, or equate intelligence with worth.

Outside of ableism, I also reblog posts about cissexism, heterosexism, racism, sexism, sizism and any other -isms that are taking place.

As a white cisgender guy I hold a lot of privileges, so I welcome call-outs when I get any of this wrong.

My personal posts tend to be in the actuallyautistic tag.

I can also be found at FY Stimming.

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