Damn it brain!
After trying to put the jam in the fridge this morning (which counts as an error because I don’t refrigerate jam), I jut discovered my cheese sitting in the cupboard, already mouldy.
Damn it brain, jam goes in the cupboard and cheese goes in the fridge!
I later discovered that the jam wasn’t even mine, which caused me to think “wait a minute… this isn’t my jam!” in the voice of that Hercules ‘Disappointed’ video.
I also used my morning coffee as an ashtray before I’d even drank any of it.